the world is a filthy place

its a filthy goddamn horror show. there's so much pain, you know?

h0llo:

ppl who send texts with this smiley face :-) are future rapists and or serial killers

(via fhauly)

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

(via fhauly)

“I naturally wake up early, maybe 9am, and the first thing I do is kiss my boyfriend. I’ve just moved into a really sweet house with Alex. He’s a very neat, clean boy and I’m a really messy girl. Alex and I like to chill out to a record ­­— Burt Bacharach or Roy Orbison —­ and we fall asleep with our arms round each other. He’s really little and so am I, so no one gets a dead arm. Sometimes we wake up in the same position. It’s the best thing ever.” — Alexa Chung about Alex Turner

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(Source: omalleyisgod, via watseland)

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

(via yongmuney)

raversaurusrex:

illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

(Source: emt-monster, via iwastedthelight)

enliven-ed:

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

  • haven’t exercised
  • eaten too much yesterday
  • eaten too much today
  • don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
  • have gained weight
  • aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
  • feel like you don’t deserve it 

(via pissword)